The Best Thing Ever

One of the most satisfying things in life is washing your hands when they are really dirty - visibly dirty, not I've- just- been- riding- public- transportation dirty, but covered in dirt, grime, whatever. You squirt out the soap and foam it with the water and you watch all the bubbles and suds turn black, you do this until both hands are covered in dirty black bubbles, then you stick your hands under the water and watch all the dirt run down the drain. You know your hands are clean, you just watched all the dirt wash away down the drain, and it's gone. You can start over.