Sunday, April 8, 2007
Craigs List
so not having slept much all week, i decided that last night, when i could finally go to bed, it would be a better idea to look for free stuff on Craigs list. I learned that i could probably furnish an entire apartment for free - not nicely but... anyway that turned into reading the personals. Extremely entertaining. People are looking for some really strange stuff. A lot of married men want to meet married women. One man was looking for a muse. This 44 year old man wanted a woman who was 5'9" and 125lbs plus some other stuff. For the record I'm 5'9" and i don't even weigh 125lbs. So basically what this man wants is a teenage girl with an eating disorder. It's really addicting. I probably sat there reading personals fro about 3 hours. some of them are really funny and well written. One man turned the whole thing into a contest to be his next ex-girlfriend. A guy who was in his early 20's had this huge list of everything girls wanted, things guys needed to remember to do and it went on and on (pretty accurate, but very stereotypical) an at the end it had all the things guys needed which amounted to 1.give head 2. bring food. it was redicilous. If you don't believe me ask peter, i sent him the good ones.
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Who is this Phillip?? I'm sorry that my commenting has sucked so bad, but I promise it will improve once I have reliable internet (and reason for procrastination) again!
yayyyy i can comment!! :-D more procrastination for meeeee
Oh, that Phillip! Wow - you are privledged! Boo, I want to meet him. The computer terminals in this hostel are in the bar, which was once a chapel. I am distracted...
Sorry to hear about the girl at your school. What a lousy way to go. People are constantly pulling me out of the way of cars - the whole thing is pretty freaky. How is the mouse? How are things? Who am I kidding, I am way to out of it to write a coherent comment.
Miss you!
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